Monday, March 31, 2008

monkey bulgin eye bulbs

MONKEY BULGING EYES

SHE'S GOT MONKEY BULGING EYE BALLS
AND SHE AIN'T GOT A NOSE
SHE'S GOT BACKWARD BENDING KNEES
SHE'S GOT FINGERS FOR HER TOES

SHE GOT A LONG GREEN TAIL
AND SHE GOT HAIR ON HER CHEST
IF THAT AIN'T ENOUGHT
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE REST


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SHE'S AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
SHE'S AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
AND IF THAT AIN'T ENOUGHT
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU REST
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SHE'S GOT EARS THAT HANG DOWN
AND FLOOP NEAR HER TOES
SHE NEVER TAKES A BATH
SO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE GOES

SHE GOT LONG BLACK TOE NAILS
THAT GLOW IN THE DARK
AND FUNCKIE SMELLING BREATH
THAT WOULD KNOCK OVER A HOUSE

SHE LIVES IN THE JUNGLE
DEEP IN THE WOODS
NO SEES HER COMMING
AND THAT'S JUST AS GOOD

SHE'S GOT AN EVIL DISPOSITION
SHE'ED SQUISH YOU ON SIGHT
NO ONE WANT'S TO FIND HER
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT

SHE WRESLES ALLIGATORS
DEEP IN THE SWAMP
WHEN SHE'S FEELING HUNGRY
SHE'LL RIP OUT A STUMP

SHE EATS SLIMEY CREATURES
THAT GLOW IN THE POND
SHE NEVER HAS TO LOOK TO FAR
THEY'RE ALWAYS AROUND
PST*O
9-86
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE REST

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