U--R--alive--alive--alive--
suddenly ---u-r-dead
I've got a step ladder in my garage, I never knew my real ladder.
I'am leaving my job at the helium factory, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
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